Best described through the quotes of people trying this genius form of transportation for the first time.

"Stroller on skis."
"Magic carpet."
"You can explore your neighborhood one kick at a time!"
"It's like smoking a doobie in the back of Santa's sleigh."
"It's your deluxe utility cart turned badass or rather just 'fun'."
"The reason why you'll insist on doing the grocery shopping."
"Your grandma's skateboard."